At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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