Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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