Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Fuck me I smell like cheese
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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