my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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