Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We need to get me chipped asap
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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