Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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