What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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