dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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