the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
