I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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