Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
