Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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