Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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