people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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