just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
try to milk me bitch
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