You can't motorboat a personality
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Dear god my vagina.
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