She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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