If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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