Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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