i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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