I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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