id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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