stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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