Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
