Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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