chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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