Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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