at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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