I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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