Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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