oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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