The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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