I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i came on her dog
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
