I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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