in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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