Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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