yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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