I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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