I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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