what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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