If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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