I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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