Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
you traded sex for a burrito?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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