But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
