i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
