What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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