I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
