So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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