my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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