wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Still dying that you shit outside
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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