Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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