i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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